The collar placements alone on some of these things are enough to change your whole world around.Ĥ) Dressing as Leonardo DiCaprio is a meta gay experience. For people not coming from a women’s fashion perspective, these are still good outfits to mimic.
For people coming from a women’s fashion perspective like I am, this is a chance to explore how men’s fashion approaches color combinations, patterns, layering, and textures, warping your brain around them, and then updating them as you see fit. Recycled trends aren’t coincidences! Anna Wintour 100% has a Rolodex filled with the fanciest jean cuts from every decade just in case she’s ever low on content.ģ) This is a chance to let your brain reset, like a writing prompt but for clothes.
#90S GAY MEN FASHION PROFESSIONAL#
Decade-hopping to rip styles is straight out of the Professional Fashion Editor handbook. Check the books, buddy.Ģ) We’re working on solid ground. Until now:Ĭopy outfits Leonardo DiCaprio wore in the 90s.ġ) This is totally legal. Which is why I went a little off script to break from routine. I need some realistic solutions for something that’s not actually a problem. But until somebody gives me the zero-questions-asked $10,000 that I’m entertaining as a real possibility in my life, that’s not going to happen. I’d love nothing more than to enter a peak Anna Nicole era of my life. Of course I want to be a person that’s nonstop crushing it in a rotating lineup of perfectly tailored off-shoulder jumpsuits.
Except, no, I don’t, and do any of us, really? Get out there and spend some cash, girl, you deserve it.
But after enough pictures, it all feels too polished and in general they all seem seem to wonder if you’ve just considered looking rich and beautiful? Or they suggest going shopping! Spice up your wardrobe. When this happens people are quick to suggest looking at fashion blogs or magazines. I couldn’t change, like, one thing about the entire situation? We’re keeping the socks the same, too? Tragic. I’ll do this thing where I’ll catch myself wearing the same outfit in the exact same way and it makes me feel dead inside. Okay, that’s enough of that, but really, do you? And really, I have been there.